Monday, January 28, 2008

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a WTF?!

Listening to the news this morning on the way into work, I hear that there is a large US spy satellite plummeting to Earth sometime in the next six weeks or so. Fun!

In light of this potentially tragic news, I suggest we all start carrying our umbrellas with us regularly. No one wants to be on their way to work and have a huge satellite fall onto their head. I mean, something falling onto your person that is estimated to be the size of a "small bus" would probably mess up your hair quite a bit, if not render your clothing completely unwearable.

In other news, the economy's for shit and it's cold enough to freeze your toes off outside.

Happy Monday.


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