Don't know if y'all read Shakesville, but you should. Specifically this post, wherein Melissa McEwan solicits Shakesreaders for their Gayest pictures...to bestow upon the dearest Jay Leno, Douchebaggious Maximus.
Here's my contribution. I made sure to hold my Mac at the right angle to avoid showing the drops of soy sauce from my Chinese food dinner. Gay people aren't messy, folks.
ETA: Hahahaha. Sorry, Mom.