AND SCENE (via iChat)
Mom: Afternoon, find the phone yet?/SCENE
Me: NO! I think Seamus ate it.
Mom: Well, good news, I think not, or you would be able to tell.Me: He would turn a faint shade of green and ring a little whenever someone called?
: Leave my little boy alone, he does not eat EVERYTHING!*
* It is for this reason, and many others, Em professes an undying love for my mom - because she loves Seamus and yells at me.